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Sarcasm Quotes: "It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not move to the opposite error and become a scoffer."

It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not move to the opposite error and become a scoffer.




Sarcasm Quotes: "I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?"

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?



Sarcasm Quotes: "I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible."

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.




Sarcasm Quotes: "October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it), ..."

I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it), ...



Sarcasm Quotes: "I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife."

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.




Sarcasm Quotes: "Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented."

Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.



Sarcasm Quotes: ". . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence."

. . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.



Sarcasm Quotes: "He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader."

He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Named Harris, " Bill said. "Ever know him, Mike? He was in the war, too.""Fortunate fellow, " Mike said. "What times we had. How I wish those dear days were back."

Named Harris, " Bill said. "Ever know him, Mike? He was in the war, too.""Fortunate fellow, " Mike said. "What times we had. How I wish those dear days were back.




Sarcasm Quotes: "Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?"

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?



Sarcasm Quotes: "In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming."

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.



Sarcasm Quotes: "What does your birth date say about you? You are old!"

What does your birth date say about you? You are old!



Sarcasm Quotes: "Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said."

Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said.



Sarcasm Quotes: "It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony."

It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular."

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Think of it as an eight-dimensional onion.’ Justine straightened her back and gave her father an exasperated look. ‘Thanks, Dad. That’s helpful. I always think in those terms, it really helps a lot."

Think of it as an eight-dimensional onion.’ Justine straightened her back and gave her father an exasperated look. ‘Thanks, Dad. That’s helpful. I always think in those terms, it really helps a lot.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that lived on the street."

I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.



Sarcasm Quotes: "He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil."

He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.



Sarcasm Quotes: "…believing sarcasm and rude remarks kept the monsters at bay. They didn’t."

…believing sarcasm and rude remarks kept the monsters at bay. They didn’t.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed."

Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!"

Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!



Sarcasm Quotes: "I also don't turn into a bat or sparkle in the sun. Hollywood's portrayal of vampires is almost as accurate as its portrayal of prostitution in Pretty Woman."

I also don't turn into a bat or sparkle in the sun. Hollywood's portrayal of vampires is almost as accurate as its portrayal of prostitution in Pretty Woman.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me."

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents."

Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Resilience, thy name is Devine."

Resilience, thy name is Devine.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away."

I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go."

Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human."

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.



Sarcasm Quotes: "All right, we need a way to get inot the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones?"

All right, we need a way to get inot the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones?



Sarcasm Quotes: "Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them."

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity."

I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie."

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.



Sarcasm Quotes: "By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it."

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work."

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.



Sarcasm Quotes: "That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed."

That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.



Sarcasm Quotes: "In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father."

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference."

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace"

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace



Sarcasm Quotes: "Normally ghosts didn't scare him. (Assuming, of course, Gaea hadn't encased them in shells of stone and turned them into killing machines. That had been a new one for him.)"

Normally ghosts didn't scare him. (Assuming, of course, Gaea hadn't encased them in shells of stone and turned them into killing machines. That had been a new one for him.)



Sarcasm Quotes: "Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly."

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point."

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.



Sarcasm Quotes: "My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows"

My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows



Sarcasm Quotes: "How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is to breathe."

How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is to breathe.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable."

The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor."

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Mary, ' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm ' 'You mightn't like it, ' said Mary. 'But I love it."

Mary, ' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm ' 'You mightn't like it, ' said Mary. 'But I love it.