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What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry.

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What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry.


         

It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not move to the opposite error and become a scoffer.

It is most remarkable that Lincoln, when he saw so much that was vulnerable in the leadership of the Church, did not move to the opposite error and become a scoffer.


         


I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.


         

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?


         


I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.


         

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.


         

I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it), ...

I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it), ...


         

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.


         

Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.

Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.


         

. . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.

. . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.


         

He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader.

He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader.


         


We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity.

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity.


         

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.


         

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.


         

Named Harris, " Bill said. "Ever know him, Mike? He was in the war, too.""Fortunate fellow, " Mike said. "What times we had. How I wish those dear days were back.

Named Harris, " Bill said. "Ever know him, Mike? He was in the war, too.""Fortunate fellow, " Mike said. "What times we had. How I wish those dear days were back.


         

All My Bitches Are Mad At Me Right Now.

All My Bitches Are Mad At Me Right Now.


         

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?


         

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.


         

What does your birth date say about you? You are old!

What does your birth date say about you? You are old!


         

Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said.

Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said.