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Sarcasm Quotes: "The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.




Sarcasm Quotes: "I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass."

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.




Sarcasm Quotes: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow."

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.



Sarcasm Quotes: "People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk."

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.




Sarcasm Quotes: "What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.




Sarcasm Quotes: "If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire."

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.



Sarcasm Quotes: "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.



Sarcasm Quotes: "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?




Sarcasm Quotes: "Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.



Sarcasm Quotes: "My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain."

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.



Sarcasm Quotes: "When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!"

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!



Sarcasm Quotes: "Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love."

Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.



Sarcasm Quotes: "What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom."

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.



Sarcasm Quotes: "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.



Sarcasm Quotes: "This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic."

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.



Sarcasm Quotes: "As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't."

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it."

The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse."

I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The 100% American is 99% idiot."

The 100% American is 99% idiot.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name."

The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.



Sarcasm Quotes: "It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes."

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.



Sarcasm Quotes: "A good listener is usually thinking about something else."

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.



Sarcasm Quotes: "There are more bad musicians than there is bad music."

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.



Sarcasm Quotes: "The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.



Sarcasm Quotes: "There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life."

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.



Sarcasm Quotes: "It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery."

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck."

Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.



Sarcasm Quotes: "From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher in the world, you are now sending me to be a saint in Heaven."

From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher in the world, you are now sending me to be a saint in Heaven.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded."

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.



Sarcasm Quotes: "I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything."

I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Better never than late."

Better never than late.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces."

Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces.



Sarcasm Quotes: "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.



Sarcasm Quotes: "When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt."

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Remember the poor, it costs nothing."

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned."

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.



Sarcasm Quotes: "Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt."

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.



Sarcasm Quotes: "My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that."

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.



Sarcasm Quotes: "A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?"

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?