Mark Twain Quotes

Never regret anything that made you smile.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

It had as many immoralities as the machine of today has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give it to Howells.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust' but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

We are chameleons and our partialities and prejudices change places with an easy and blessed facility.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces.