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Mark Twain Quotes: "Never regret anything that made you smile."

Never regret anything that made you smile.




Mark Twain Quotes: "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.



Mark Twain Quotes: "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century."

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.




Mark Twain Quotes: "When angry, count four. When very angry, swear."

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.



Mark Twain Quotes: "It had as many immoralities as the machine of today has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give it to Howells."

It had as many immoralities as the machine of today has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give it to Howells.




Mark Twain Quotes: "Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better."

Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.



Mark Twain Quotes: "When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers."

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed."

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.




Mark Twain Quotes: "To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."

To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.



Mark Twain Quotes: "In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust' but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par."

In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust' but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.



Mark Twain Quotes: "We are chameleons and our partialities and prejudices change places with an easy and blessed facility."

We are chameleons and our partialities and prejudices change places with an easy and blessed facility.



Mark Twain Quotes: "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Use what you stand for and what you oppose as a foundation to write great content that resonates with readers and creates a ripple effect."

Use what you stand for and what you oppose as a foundation to write great content that resonates with readers and creates a ripple effect.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I am only human, although I regret it."

I am only human, although I regret it.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces."

Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Go to bed early get up early-this is wise."

Go to bed early get up early-this is wise.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I can last two months on a good compliment."

I can last two months on a good compliment.




Mark Twain Quotes: "It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand."

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.



Mark Twain Quotes: "To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our Country, right or wrong, " and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation?"

To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our Country, right or wrong, " and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation?



Mark Twain Quotes: "Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man."

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.



Mark Twain Quotes: "In certain trying circumstances urgent circumstances desperate circumstances profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer."

In certain trying circumstances urgent circumstances desperate circumstances profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The preacher who casts a vote for conscience' sake, runs the risk of starving."

The preacher who casts a vote for conscience' sake, runs the risk of starving.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places."

I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation."

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The Creator made Italy with designs by Michelangelo."

The Creator made Italy with designs by Michelangelo.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world"

Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world



Mark Twain Quotes: "There isn't time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time for loving, and but an instant, so to speak, for that."

There isn't time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time for loving, and but an instant, so to speak, for that.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."

Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to pr"

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to pr



Mark Twain Quotes: "The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.



Mark Twain Quotes: "An honest politician is an oxymoron."

An honest politician is an oxymoron.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Yes, King Edward VI lived only a few years, poor boy, but he lived them worthily."

Yes, King Edward VI lived only a few years, poor boy, but he lived them worthily.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn' want no mo'."

Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn' want no mo'.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any."

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.



Mark Twain Quotes: "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Good friends good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

Good friends good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Necessity is the mother of taking chances."

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules."

I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules.



Mark Twain Quotes: "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.



Mark Twain Quotes: "and so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied."

and so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.