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Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?"

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?




Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm."

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis."

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.




Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference."

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy"."

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".





Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes."

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.




Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him...."

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it."

You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is the word. You are the word."

We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is the word. You are the word.




Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads to leadership."

The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads to leadership.



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer."

A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer.



Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal Quotes: "It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death."

It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death.