It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Children see magic because they look for it.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

The medium obscured the message.

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

Routine feeds the illusion of safety...

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

I am an atheist but I promise whenever there is complete freedom of religion I would worship you as my private and individual God.

Difficult situations create exploitable opportunities for those strong enough to persevere.

The significant element that is common to Rivera, Siqueros, Picasso, Pollock, Van Gogh and Frida Kahlo is the expression of pain.

In terms of fiction, I'd rather go out and have a good time than read a book about someone having a good or bad time.

You can choose to be willing for a new understand of God and Life to now be brought forth, and understanding that could produce a new way of life on your planer.

The ingratitude of the world can never deprive us of the conscious happiness of having acted with humanity ourselves.

The Democratic Party is now a political mechanism having a genuine political principle: national socialism.

You have my word. If you return with me, you won't be harmed. I'd die first.

There is no greater fraud than a promise not kept.