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Fred Allen Quotes: "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.




Fred Allen Quotes: "Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars."

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there."

I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.




Fred Allen Quotes: "The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion."

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.



Fred Allen Quotes: "It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips."

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement."

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.




Fred Allen Quotes: "A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.



Fred Allen Quotes: "All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.



Fred Allen Quotes: "a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done"

a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done



Fred Allen Quotes: "Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission."

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.




Fred Allen Quotes: "The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed."

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.



Fred Allen Quotes: "She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now."

She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now.



Fred Allen Quotes: "The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret."

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.



Fred Allen Quotes: "My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense."

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.



Fred Allen Quotes: "Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you."

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.



Fred Allen Quotes: "An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.



Fred Allen Quotes: "My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get except the blinding headaches."

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get except the blinding headaches.



Fred Allen Quotes: "The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion."

The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.



Fred Allen Quotes: "Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.



Fred Allen Quotes: "(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."

(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.



Fred Allen Quotes: "I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.



Fred Allen Quotes: "Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.



Fred Allen Quotes: "My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.



Fred Allen Quotes: "California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.



Fred Allen Quotes: "All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it."

All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.



Fred Allen Quotes: "California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange."

California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.