All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.

Be control of your mind.

I vote, I challenge Bathymaasy and we shoot arrows at you dearest brother." ArtemisSet and Bathymaas laughed.Apollo, not so much.

Hate is the consequence of fear we fear something before we hate it a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise.

Remember that small steps can create giant leaps over time, so never think of any financial or spending matter as a small one.

The Lord doesn't put us through this test just to give us a test: He does it because the process will change us.

It's my job as governor to set a vision.

If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards.

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.

I crave fit disposition for my wife; Due reference of place, and exhibition; With such accommodation, and besort, As levels with her breeding.