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Andy Rooney Quotes: "Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it."

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "Being kind is more important than being right."

Being kind is more important than being right.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated."

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game."

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Elephants and grandchildren never forget."

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More"

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More



Andy Rooney Quotes: "the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person."

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with."

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness."

If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds."

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it."

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere."

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours."

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help."

People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt."

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss."

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life."

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for."

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head."

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout."

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved."

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher."

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter."

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!"

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Death is a distant rumor to the young."

Death is a distant rumor to the young.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am."

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker."

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness."

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Unfortunately, propaganda works."

Unfortunately, propaganda works.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about."

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others"

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child."

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time."

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does."

I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Nothing in fine print is ever good news."

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.