Tom Bergeron Quotes

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago.

I love working with smart-funny people.

I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30.

I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.