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Josh Billings Quotes: "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it."

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.




Josh Billings Quotes: "The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide."

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first."

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.




Josh Billings Quotes: "Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there."

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease."

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.




Josh Billings Quotes: "Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope."

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it."

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough."

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.



Josh Billings Quotes: "There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough."

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.




Josh Billings Quotes: "Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe."

Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.



Josh Billings Quotes: "There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness."

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.



Josh Billings Quotes: "There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins."

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.



Josh Billings Quotes: "If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time."

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large."

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess."

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.



Josh Billings Quotes: "There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient."

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected."

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.



Josh Billings Quotes: "It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so."

It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod."

The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.



Josh Billings Quotes: "There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it."

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.



Josh Billings Quotes: "I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease."

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.



Josh Billings Quotes: "There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying."

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs."

Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.



Josh Billings Quotes: "The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute."

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.



Josh Billings Quotes: "As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals."

As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.



Josh Billings Quotes: "As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return."

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Remember the poor, it costs nothing."

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.



Josh Billings Quotes: "One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness."

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Wise men have but few confidants, and cunning ones none."

Wise men have but few confidants, and cunning ones none.



Josh Billings Quotes: "If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own."

If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius."

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.



Josh Billings Quotes: "It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow."

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal."

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool."

Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.



Josh Billings Quotes: "My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other."

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.



Josh Billings Quotes: "To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while."

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.



Josh Billings Quotes: "A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug."

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.



Josh Billings Quotes: "About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment."

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.



Josh Billings Quotes: "Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done."

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.