Sarcasm Quotes
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.
By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.
What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.
"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur."
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction.
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.
Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.
