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Frank Zappa Quotes: "The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons."

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!"

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!




Frank Zappa Quotes: "The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life."

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too."

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons."

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care."

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems."

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST."

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be."

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages."

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white."

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment."

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you."

As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress."

Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own."

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow"

Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow



Frank Zappa Quotes: "It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret."

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can."

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Politics is the entertainment branch of industry."

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things."

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not."

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?"

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity."

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?"

Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Music is the only religion that delivers the goods."

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians."

America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on."

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?"

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious."

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers."

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss."

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on."

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds."

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity"

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom."

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.