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Funny Relationship Quotes: "Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox."

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "Presence is more than just being there."

Presence is more than just being there.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar."

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands."

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it."

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him?"

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him?



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas."

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right."

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?"

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?




Funny Relationship Quotes: "I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap."

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers"

we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers



Funny Relationship Quotes: "You never really know a man until you have divorced him."

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars."

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change."

I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual."

Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together."

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"."

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one."

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' This method works every time."

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' This method works every time.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'"

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier."

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder."

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true."

Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting."

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Women are cursed, and men are the proof."

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage."

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'"

You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone."

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it."

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings."

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him."

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage."

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places."

Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one."

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I believe marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman."

I believe marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from."

Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Love, honor, and negotiate."

Love, honor, and negotiate.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart."

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man"

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man



Funny Relationship Quotes: "It was a perfect marrige. She didn't want to and he couldn't"

It was a perfect marrige. She didn't want to and he couldn't



Funny Relationship Quotes: "It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals, a love ingengering gentleness and goodness that moved meand that I saw in you"

It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals, a love ingengering gentleness and goodness that moved meand that I saw in you