Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Ronnie Shakes Quotes

Find the best Ronnie Shakes quotes with images from our collection at QuotesLyfe. You can download, copy and even share it on Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Linkedin, Pinterst, Reddit, etc. with your family, friends, colleagues, etc. The available pictures of Ronnie Shakes quotes can be used as your mobile or desktop wallpaper or screensaver.


Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August."

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'




Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say."

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me."

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.




Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'"

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!"

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause."

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.




Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "Where there's a will there's a dead person."

Where there's a will there's a dead person.



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge."

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "I like life. It's something to do."

I like life. It's something to do.



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say"

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say



Ronnie Shakes Quotes: "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No bablo ingles.""

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No bablo ingles."