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Helen Rowland Quotes: "Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times."

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.




Helen Rowland Quotes: "Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.




Helen Rowland Quotes: "Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor."

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.




Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it."

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him."

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.




Helen Rowland Quotes: "Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is."

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years."

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it."

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.




Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet."

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to."

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Variety is the spice of love."

Variety is the spice of love.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one."

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Home is any four walls that enclose the right person."

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?"

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?



Helen Rowland Quotes: "The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him."

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near."

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns."

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant."

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again."

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last."

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course."

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her."

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity."

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish."

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart."

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval."

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love."

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless."

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy."

For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place."

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart."

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place."

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time."

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions."

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world."

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Marriage: a souvenir of love."

Marriage: a souvenir of love.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds."

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake."

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time."

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest."

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.



Helen Rowland Quotes: "You will never win if you never begin."

You will never win if you never begin.