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Funny Relationship Quotes: "I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage."

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship."

In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life."

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma."

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them."

Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it."

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife."

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.




Funny Relationship Quotes: "You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work."

You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend."

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores."

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon?"

Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon?



Funny Relationship Quotes: "Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo"

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo




Funny Relationship Quotes: "A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat."

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.