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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.


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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.



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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.



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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.



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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.



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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.



If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.



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You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.



Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.



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