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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
Without Elvis none of us could have made it.
People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's any hope for a revolution in America, it lies in getting Elvis Presley to become Che Guevara.
I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph.
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.
My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.
My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
I love Johnny Cash, and I respect Johnny Cash. He's the biggest. He's like an Elvis in this business, but no, he's never been the rebel.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.
If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him, it was a really comfortable. He was a cool guy... easy laugh, nice guy.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.
It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard 'Heartbreak Hotel' I thought, this is it.
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication