Humorous Quotes
Humorous Quote of the day
People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Sane people did what their neighbours did, so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.
I believe you to be strictly honorable.'He thoughtfully emptied his cup. 'I wish I could add you were intelligent, ' he went on, knocking on his head with his knuckles.
By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.
Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach… cockroach… cockroach…
Well, " he said. "I hope to God I never make forty -- I wouldn't know what to do with myself.
you're entirly bonkers but I'll tell you a secret all the best people are
I am no indiscriminate novel reader. The mere trash of the common circulating library I hold in the highest contempt.