Quote of the Day
 
 

Humorous Quotes

Find the best Humorous quotes with images from our collection at QuotesLyfe. You can download, copy and even share it on Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Linkedin, Pinterst, Reddit, etc. with your family, friends, colleagues, etc. The available pictures of Humorous quotes can be used as your mobile or desktop wallpaper or screensaver. Also, remember to explore the Humorous quote of the day.


People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.

Humorous Quote of the day

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.


         

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased".

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased".


         


Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.


         

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.


         


It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt


         

Sane people did what their neighbours did, so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.

Sane people did what their neighbours did, so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.


         

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.


         

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.


         

Obstinate, headstrong girl!

Obstinate, headstrong girl!


         

I believe you to be strictly honorable.'He thoughtfully emptied his cup. 'I wish I could add you were intelligent, ' he went on, knocking on his head with his knuckles.

I believe you to be strictly honorable.'He thoughtfully emptied his cup. 'I wish I could add you were intelligent, ' he went on, knocking on his head with his knuckles.


         

By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.

By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.


         


Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying

Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying


         

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.


         

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.


         

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.


         

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn in no other way.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn in no other way.


         

The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach… cockroach… cockroach…

The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach… cockroach… cockroach…


         

Well, " he said. "I hope to God I never make forty -- I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

Well, " he said. "I hope to God I never make forty -- I wouldn't know what to do with myself.


         

you're entirly bonkers but I'll tell you a secret all the best people are

you're entirly bonkers but I'll tell you a secret all the best people are


         

I am no indiscriminate novel reader. The mere trash of the common circulating library I hold in the highest contempt.

I am no indiscriminate novel reader. The mere trash of the common circulating library I hold in the highest contempt.