That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

No medicine cures what happiness cannot.

Restlessness is discontent and discontent is the first necessity of progress.

When you look at the Moon, you think, ‘I’m really small. What are my problems?’ It sets things into perspective. We should all look at the Moon a bit more often.

That eugenics was part of the progressive agenda is one of the most heavily-airbrushed features of history.

If people keep buying poorly designed products, manufacturers and designers will think they are doing the right thing and continue as usual.

I firmly believe that nuclear war is absolutely impossible. I don't think anyone in the world wants a nuclear war - not even the Russians.

The Samsara is the movement of life. And you, an individual self, a form, a moment on a wave, are bound.

Anything is of course inexhaustible, because at each moment the brain has a different pattern to construct.

I love people who have died trying to save wildlife. When I see that passion, that gives me hope.

...it is true that renewable energy is expensive and can't be done without public sector support, it is an important investment in the future.