Your Grandmother Quotes
Your Grandmother Quote of the day
I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all about do-it-yourself at the moment.
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me.
I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and pass that information off to your kids.
It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.
Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.
There is more sexy-stuff a coming in this book, though.... This ain't your grandmother's Dirk Gently.
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi
Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.
Unfortunately I don't have my grandparents, but Mum and I are working quite well together. That's candid, that's frank. Your grandmother is never going to lie to you.
In almost the same way you know what your grandmother looks and sounds like, you know what Bruce Willis looks and sounds like.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.
You’re going to be my grandmother.” “You silly child. In my heart, I’ve been your grandmother for years. I’ve just been waiting for you to make it official.
