Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

We can follow a steady upward course in a world of change without fear, welcoming opportunities

Flexibility is a requirement for survival.

To find the courage to keep writing after constant failure is awesomeness. Winning is eminent.

That is the beauty of the Common Law it is a maze and not a motorway.

If you give up your freedom for safety, you don't deserve either one

I might have had too many friends in my twenties. I probably said yes too much, and then I had to learn how to say no. How to get away in order to work on stuff.

Remorse is the echo of a lost virtue.

Neither the adventure of goodness nor the pursuit of righteousness gets headlines.

American life is builded ... upon that fundamental philosophy announced by the Savior nineteen centuries ago ... [It] can not survive with the defense of Cain, "Am I my brother's keeper?

I get mad when people are against pot.