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You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.


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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.



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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.



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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.



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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.



Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.



If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.



You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.



Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.



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did everything I could in my life to be immune to hatred, because hatred is a cancer.



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Marriage is to me apostasy, profanation of the sanctuary of my soul, violation of my manhood, sale of my birthright, shameful surrender, ignominious capitulation, acceptance of defeat.



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