When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
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