Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Everything I am longing for - peace of mind, contentment, grace, the inner awareness of my abundance - will surely be mine... when I am prepared to receive ALL with an open and Thankful heart.

I will not call myself a perfectionist, but I love to present things with my best effort.

Music comes from a place we don't know.

I am a romantic, and I think dates are wonderful. I like quirky and fun things. Like going for a bike ride or for a pedicure together.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.

Forgiveness is a game only saints play Kabir.

I wanted to be a lot of things. There were a million things I wanted to do. I still do. Acting is one of the good ways of doing it you know, because you can be all those things.

Vehement silhouettes of Manhattan - that vertical city with unimaginable diamonds.

Awaken and rejoice. Awaken and be alive. Awaken to the possibility of being fulfilled.