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Jokes Quotes: "A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling."

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.




Jokes Quotes: "The gods too are fond of a joke."

The gods too are fond of a joke.



Jokes Quotes: "It has been my experience that, even when a man has a sense of humor, it only really carries him to the point where he will join in a laugh at the expense of the other fellow."

It has been my experience that, even when a man has a sense of humor, it only really carries him to the point where he will join in a laugh at the expense of the other fellow.



Jokes Quotes: "I leave it to be settled, by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience."

I leave it to be settled, by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience.




Jokes Quotes: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!"

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!



Jokes Quotes: "Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop."

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.



Jokes Quotes: "You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.




Jokes Quotes: "He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil."

He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.



Jokes Quotes: "Most jokes state a bitter truth."

Most jokes state a bitter truth.



Jokes Quotes: "Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.."

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..



Jokes Quotes: "If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late."

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.



Jokes Quotes: "it will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact."

it will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.




Jokes Quotes: "Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.



Jokes Quotes: "Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye."

Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.



Jokes Quotes: "If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess."

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.



Jokes Quotes: "I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes."

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.



Jokes Quotes: "I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives."

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.



Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.



Jokes Quotes: "Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting."

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.



Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face."

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.



Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white."

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.



Jokes Quotes: "It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel."

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.



Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.



Jokes Quotes: "I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them."

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.



Jokes Quotes: "You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook."

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.



Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg."

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.



Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.



Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.



Jokes Quotes: "When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok."

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.



Jokes Quotes: "Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics."

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.



Jokes Quotes: "They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.



Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.



Jokes Quotes: "First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit."

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.




Jokes Quotes: "The fact that rape threats are a thing says a lot about how rape isn't a lapse in self-control but often a tool to punish & control others."

The fact that rape threats are a thing says a lot about how rape isn't a lapse in self-control but often a tool to punish & control others.





Jokes Quotes: "Why, if you only knew the secrets to which I'm p"

Why, if you only knew the secrets to which I'm p



Jokes Quotes: "What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.




Jokes Quotes: "I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me."

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.




Jokes Quotes: "We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use."

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.



Jokes Quotes: "What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours."

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.



Jokes Quotes: "Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog."

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.



Jokes Quotes: "We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell."

We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.



Jokes Quotes: "Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty."

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.



Jokes Quotes: "A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women."

A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women.