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If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
What man art thou that, thus bescreened in night, So stumblest on my counsel?*Who are you? Why do you hide in the darkness and listen to my private thoughts?*
What are you doing sister? / Killing swine.
A peevish self-willed harlotry it is.*She’s a stubborn little brat.*
I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.
It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys.
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
(Brin) 'How good is your lawyer, on a scale of Atticus Finch to Franklin and Bash?
Are they Russian by way of the Ozarks?
I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.
No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win, ’ and drove off.
... I have just experienced the most passionate kiss I've ever received from a guy, and it was on the freaking forehead!
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
He shook his head in wonder. "You are magnificent.""I keep telling everyone that, " she said with a nonchalant shrug, "But you seem to be the only one to believe me.
The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.
Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!
Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.
They can’t denied who I am.
Huh, " said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.
The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed
I am a great woman.
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
Follow my finger." He moved it around, tracking my eye movements. "Any blurred vision?""Well I think I'm hallucinating, because I see a big talking pile of crap." - Joanne Baldwin.
People change. Sometimes I think they don't know they're changing until it's already happened, though. You get so used to being one person, it's weird when you wake up and everything is different.
If you've ever been there, you've never forgotten. The feeling is as haunting and familiar as the smell of a junior high school locker room.
My greatest privilege is being married to a gentle loving husband. I am very grateful God made our path cross.
Shane waved a hand. “Please, we know that all ittakes to get into your pants is a Hot Pocket and aNetFlix rental.
Come on, " he said. "Bring the poker."I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.
Ava, "Since shewas right, Daddy Shane has been calling her ourwalking, talking Magic 8 Ball, although we’re notallowed to shake her when we want answers.
Sometimes we have to try on a few different personalities before we found ourselves.
God help him if any of them ever came true. Why, he'd be a two-headed, three-toed, monkey-nosed, blind son of a cesspit-licking lackey is she had her way.
Merlin seeks assistance from Pigwiggen, the only one of Arthur's knights who is also a fairy, and they unite their enchantments to move the British Court to Turkestan. Lively end to Act One.
Thankyou, "Catherine said, the smile still hovering on her lips. "That is kind of you my lord. But i will never dance with you." Which, ofcourse, made it the goal of leo's life.
If in doubt, cheese has been always the answer..
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
Sometimes things need shaking up. You’ve got to test the limits.
Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen
I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.