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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.