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Funny Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face."

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.




Funny Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



Funny Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white."

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.



Funny Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.




Funny Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg."

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.



Funny Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.



Funny Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.




Funny Jokes Quotes: "When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok."

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.



Funny Jokes Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.







Funny Jokes Quotes: "What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.





Funny Jokes Quotes: "Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny"

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny