Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

I need you forever, for you are my teddy.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Justice is what love looks like in public.

There are lots of things I like about playing in a band, the things I cant do by myself you know.

Day by day, in every way, I am getting better and better

When you meditate you will be able to get in touch with that part of yourself which knows what it wants, as opposed to the levels and layers of conditioning in your mind.

Tempus would be protected, better shielded from whatever the Stepson thought threatening, if love could heal and save.

Nanda broke down every barrier and won his way to freedom not by brag, not by bluster, but by the purest form of self-suffering.

My work speaks for itself.

We started training a month before the movie started and then by five months in, we were at our peak shape.