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Underwear Quotes: "Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off."

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.



Underwear Quotes: "My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust."

My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.




Underwear Quotes: "Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom."

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.



Underwear Quotes: "I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!"

I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!




Underwear Quotes: "Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?"

Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?



Underwear Quotes: "I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy."

I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy.



Underwear Quotes: "What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?"

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?




Underwear Quotes: "Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is."

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.



Underwear Quotes: "Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers."

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.



Underwear Quotes: "After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month."

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.



Underwear Quotes: "You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear."

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows."

Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.




Underwear Quotes: "From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first."

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.



Underwear Quotes: "Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing."

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.



Underwear Quotes: "I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it."

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.



Underwear Quotes: "Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe."

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.



Underwear Quotes: "People keep asking me, 'What evil lurks in you to play such bad characters?' There is no evil in me, I just wear tight underwear."

People keep asking me, 'What evil lurks in you to play such bad characters?' There is no evil in me, I just wear tight underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear."

I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.



Underwear Quotes: "Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear."

Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens."

The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.



Underwear Quotes: "I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.



Underwear Quotes: "I love a man who can wear my underwear."

I love a man who can wear my underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear."

I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete."

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.



Underwear Quotes: "I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers."

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.



Underwear Quotes: "No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out."

No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.



Underwear Quotes: "I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear."

I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear.



Underwear Quotes: "I'm an addict for underwear."

I'm an addict for underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs."

I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs.



Underwear Quotes: "I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages."

I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages.



Underwear Quotes: "I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear."

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear."

Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious."

I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.



Underwear Quotes: "Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband."

Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.



Underwear Quotes: "Im too hung for womens underwear."

Im too hung for womens underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church."

I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.



Underwear Quotes: "Underwear is such an emotional thing."

Underwear is such an emotional thing.



Underwear Quotes: "A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear."

A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?"

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?



Underwear Quotes: "Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear."

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?"

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?



Underwear Quotes: "I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early"."

I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".



Underwear Quotes: "Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!"

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!



Underwear Quotes: "The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets"

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets



Underwear Quotes: "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog."

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.



Underwear Quotes: "Now that we're men, I changed my underwear."

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.



Underwear Quotes: "What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing."

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.



Underwear Quotes: "As we all know, there is no underwear in space."

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.