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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself:
         

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."


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