Kitchen Quotes

Kitchen Quote of the day

I used to hit the kitchen lights, cockroaches everywhere. Hit the kitchen lights, now it's marble floors everywhere.

If you never want to see the face of hell, when you come home from work every night, dance with your kitchen towel and, if you're worried about waking up your family, take off your shoes.

We're only truly secure when we can look out our kitchen window and see our food growing and our friends working nearby.

When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!

Kitchens are hard environments and they form incredibly strong characters.

Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.

I liked the energy of cooking, the action, the camaraderie. I often compare the kitchen to sports and compare the chef to a coach. There are a lot of similarities to it.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

There's a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.

My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone.

Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food.

The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me.

When she goes about her kitchen duties, chopping, carving, mixing, whisking, she moves with the grace and precision of a ballet dancer, her fingers plying the food with the dexterity of a croupier.

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.

I'm a homebody. I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar.

Growing up, I had a very busy social life. It wasn't until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach me how to cook something.

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude!

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands.

It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions.

Country to me is living life at its simplest: Learning to appreciate a sliced vine-ripe tomato with a dash of salt, served between two slices of good bread and eaten over the kitchen sink.

A kitchen is a good place to be, almost always the best place in the house.

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.

Design is more of a kitchen than a knife, and more of a lab than a beaker.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Get in your kitchens, buy unprocessed foods, turn off the TV, and prepare your own foods. This is liberating.

Most of us lead far more meaningful lives than we know. Often finding meaning is not about doing things differently; it is about seeing familiar things in new ways.

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

And don't forget music - music in the kitchen is an essential ingredient!

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

The people recognize themselves in their commodities; they find their soul in their automobile, hi-fi set, split-level home, kitchen equipment.

Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.

A home is a place where a pot of fresh soup simmers gently on the hob, filling the kitchen with soft aromas . . . and filling your heart, and later your tummy, with joy.

Always remember: If you're alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who's going to know?

The most poisonous source in any kitchen is a chef's ego.

The kitchen really is the castle itself. This is where we spend our happiest moments and where we find the joy of being a family.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table.

I probably use my chef's knives more than any other tool in the kitchen. I'm not married to a particular brand, because they all work, they all have sharp blades.

Perhaps the world will end at the kitchen table, while we are laughing and crying, eating of the last sweet bite.

I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.