The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

What is the size of this universe? The size of this universe is whatever the size of your dreams!

The best stories infuse wonder.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Probably my favorite thing about watching a movie that I'm in the first time is to see all the things I didn't know were happening in a scene around me.

In Cuba they don't celebrate Halloween but my favorite moments have been trick-or-treating with my kids here in the U.S.: they really enjoy it.

The most hopeful approach to peace in Ukraine is the Minsk Agreement, which includes Moscow.

The Longs event was the first LPGA event that I played in 8 years ago

Are we to assist it in gaining power in order to save our lives? Is that the paradox of our earthly situation?

We go, in winter's biting wind, On many a short-lived winter day, With aching back but willing mind To dig and double dig the clay.

This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, snakes nest in that mouth, I hear the sibilant threat.