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Witty Quotes: "The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French."

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.



Witty Quotes: "Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument."

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.



Witty Quotes: "His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices."

His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.




Witty Quotes: "The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.



Witty Quotes: "Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor."

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.



Witty Quotes: "It is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg."

It is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg.




Witty Quotes: "Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy."

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.



Witty Quotes: "It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples."

It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.



Witty Quotes: "PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words."

PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.



Witty Quotes: "How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!"

How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!



Witty Quotes: "It’s all about “Priorities” There's No Such Thing as "Busy"

It’s all about “Priorities” There's No Such Thing as "Busy




Witty Quotes: "Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things."

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.



Witty Quotes: "Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History."

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.



Witty Quotes: "Pearls are congealed oyster spit."

Pearls are congealed oyster spit.



Witty Quotes: "Never stick your tongue out at someone you can't lick."

Never stick your tongue out at someone you can't lick.



Witty Quotes: "Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may."

Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.



Witty Quotes: "Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred."

Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.



Witty Quotes: "Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, " her grandfather remarked."

Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, " her grandfather remarked.



Witty Quotes: "Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro."

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.



Witty Quotes: "The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white."

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.



Witty Quotes: "Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there."

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.



Witty Quotes: "Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink."

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.



Witty Quotes: "It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight."

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.



Witty Quotes: "Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies."

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.



Witty Quotes: "With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war."

With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.



Witty Quotes: "In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting."

In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.



Witty Quotes: "Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you."

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.



Witty Quotes: "State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch."

State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.



Witty Quotes: "Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing."

Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.



Witty Quotes: "Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly."

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.



Witty Quotes: "This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters."

This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.



Witty Quotes: "Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal."

Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal.



Witty Quotes: "Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse."

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.



Witty Quotes: "If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present."

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.



Witty Quotes: "One of the great advantages ofhaving a library, your eminence, is that it is full of books."

One of the great advantages ofhaving a library, your eminence, is that it is full of books.



Witty Quotes: "The only unreachable dream is the one you don’t reach for."

The only unreachable dream is the one you don’t reach for.



Witty Quotes: "The thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us."

The thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us.



Witty Quotes: "True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true"

True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true



Witty Quotes: "Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before."

Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.



Witty Quotes: "What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life"

What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life



Witty Quotes: "Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person...."

Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....



Witty Quotes: "Always follow your dreams with confidence and conviction, don’t fall for the trap of dream killers"

Always follow your dreams with confidence and conviction, don’t fall for the trap of dream killers



Witty Quotes: "How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?"

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?



Witty Quotes: "Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you."

Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.




Witty Quotes: "This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar"

This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar




Witty Quotes: "THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society"

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society