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Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.
The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
It is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg.
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.
PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.
How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!
It’s all about “Priorities” There's No Such Thing as "Busy
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.
Pearls are congealed oyster spit.
Never stick your tongue out at someone you can't lick.
Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.
He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.
Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.
Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, " her grandfather remarked.
Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.
Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.
It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.
Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.
With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.
In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.
Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.
State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.
Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.
This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.
Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal.
Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.
One of the great advantages ofhaving a library, your eminence, is that it is full of books.
The only unreachable dream is the one you don’t reach for.
The thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us.
True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true
Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.
What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life
Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....
Always follow your dreams with confidence and conviction, don’t fall for the trap of dream killers
How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?
Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.
Time change - Moments don't.
This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar
Life is a do-it-yourself project.