I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

And for a moment it seemed to me as if I also were buried in a vast grave full of unspeakable secrets.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

We believe, first and foremost, what makes us feel that we are fine fellows.

Those sweetly smiling angels with pensive looks, innocent faces, and cash-boxes for hearts.

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends.

We need to realize that we have a role to play in overcoming our own discrimination which is sometimes very subtly held.

I love Katy Perry! She gave me a song for my second album.

I don't care if people think I'm a junkie or a loser.

I love touring. But it's super nice to have a new reason to play shows that isn't based around that perennial cycle of album/tour/promotion.