The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

God's definition of what matters is pretty straightforward. He measures our lives by how we love.

Violence is for those who have lost their imagination.

Failure doesn't exist. It's only a change of direction.

I love all motor sports at the top level.

I was a piano player before I was a poet.

All our knowledge falls with the bounds of experience.

Of course I get hurt.

Mice? Fine. Flying mice? Not so fine.

I think everything happens in time. There's a time for everything. There's a time to be in a group, and there's a time to be solo.

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'