Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Why would you take a drug that is guaranteed to kill you in forty years? One reason, right? It's the only thing that will stop you dying tomorrow.

the star that I was wishingthe light that I was kissingsitting back and reminiscing that night, it was missing.

The Self Care Formula is simple-NITO(5R). Nutrients In & Toxins Out in the 5 Realms (Mental, Emotional, Physical, Environmental, Spiritual).

Little decisions over time make a big impact on our lives.

We do not require man’s religion for salvation. We do not believe in anything that forces people to keep their places in this world.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

If you've lived through it, you already know there are no words that will ever come close to describing it, and if you didn't - you will never understand.

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

And as if reporting some felony to the police they let you know you were not John Donne.

I see this [biodiesel] as a way for the farmer to grow fuel and food and put him back in business again