I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don't, no matter how funny they are.

London is a roost for every bird.

To have a breakthrough, you must consciously connect with the invisible forces that are everywhere around you, urging you to go beyond your old conditioning.

The more developed a nation is, the more complete is the independence of the individual, and the safer the individual from encroachments by another.

Laughter at oneself is always proof that god has healed us in the touchy places!

Everything in life influences my music.

When the pastor and his or her church have a vision, they will put their energy, time, money, and personnel into achieving it.

As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook.

The greatest misfortune that can come to a human being is to lose his inner peace. No outer force can rob him of it. It is his own thoughts, his own actions, that rob him of it.