Austin Quotes

Austin Quote of the day

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!

In the Steven F. Austin Colony, which was the first colony, Texans first established a provisional government in 1835 with the intention of writing a declaration of independence soon after.

I always love to come to Austin.

People don't live in Austin to work, they work to live there.

I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

I just take it one day at a time. Austin Powers has given me a lot of opportunities as far as my career.

Me being able to beat up Austin Powers? I mean, how great can that be?

The success of the second 'Austin Powers' caught us by surprise a little bit. We had decided not to do even a second one, unless the audience wanted it and we could do something better.

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."

I like it here in Austin. Anybody got a room?

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.

When its dark enough you can see the stars.

There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

Infelicity is an ill to which all acts are heir which have the general character of ritual or ceremonial, all conventional acts.

In the tradition of the classic songwriter rooms like The Bluebird in Nashville, Strange Brew is a gift to the music community in Austin, for artists and audiences alike

Going back into the history of a word, very often into Latin, we come back pretty commonly to pictures or models of how things happen or are done.

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

Let us distinguish between acting intentionally and acting deliberately or on purpose, as far as this can be done by attending to what language can teach us.

During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.

In cities like New York and Austin, there's much more of a social context for music than in other places.

Common sense doesn't have the last word in ethics or anywhere else, but it has, as J. L. Austin said about ordinary language, the first word: it should be examined before it is discarded.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals.

The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is concerned, as far as I'm concerned, this is home.

I do think Austin is a great town for writers; we have a lot of them here. But I grew up in Austin, and so I didn't move here because it was a creative mecca; I was just lucky to live here.

Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.

I grew up just outside of Austin, and my upbringing was fairly rural.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Sentences are not as such either true or false.

Mini-Me was the pint sized clone that was the perpetuation of Dr. Evil's own legacy [in Austin Powers]. That concept earned the sequel.

Don't think of your website as a self-promotion machine, think of it as a self-invention machine.

When we did the first sequel [of the Austin Powers] , it was on coattails of the first one doing so well when it was released on video, so we really didn't know what to do with the second plot.

To this day, people ask me where is Austin Powers 4? I don't have that answer, it so hard to come up with a story that deserves an encore like that.

If you rent a U-Haul to move your company, it costs twice as much to go from San Francisco to Austin than the other way around, because you can't find enough trucks to leave the Golden State.

I love Austin. It's great here. I don't mind the heat.

After each performance of an Austin Shakespeare production, audiences are invited to stay for a ten-minute discussion of the work. And this tradition continues in our New York run.

I think Austin is read more now than Charles Dickens, and Dickens was much more popular in his day. She endures because of her classicism.

Austin is such a free and creative place, but I can't enjoy it as much because everyone I love is back in L.A.

D.C., Baltimore, Philadelphia, Austin... and you. I'll be there soon.