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Drinking Quotes: "A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking."

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.




Drinking Quotes: "I drink to make other people more interesting."

I drink to make other people more interesting.




Drinking Quotes: "Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick."

Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick.



Drinking Quotes: "My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'"

My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'




Drinking Quotes: "There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't."

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.



Drinking Quotes: "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball."

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.



Drinking Quotes: "I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host."

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.




Drinking Quotes: "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.



Drinking Quotes: "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.



Drinking Quotes: "There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.



Drinking Quotes: "I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor."

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.



Drinking Quotes: "We shall not defeat any of the infectious diseases that plague the developing world until we have also won the battle for safe drinking water, sanitation, and basic health care."

We shall not defeat any of the infectious diseases that plague the developing world until we have also won the battle for safe drinking water, sanitation, and basic health care.




Drinking Quotes: "My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.



Drinking Quotes: "Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with chemical warfare doesnt make a corporation a terrorist."

Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with chemical warfare doesnt make a corporation a terrorist.



Drinking Quotes: "I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life."

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.



Drinking Quotes: "A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.



Drinking Quotes: "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.



Drinking Quotes: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.



Drinking Quotes: "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.



Drinking Quotes: "They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games."

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.



Drinking Quotes: "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.



Drinking Quotes: "We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking."

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.



Drinking Quotes: "The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is cross-examined!"

The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is cross-examined!



Drinking Quotes: "I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem."

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.



Drinking Quotes: "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.



Drinking Quotes: "My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing."

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.



Drinking Quotes: "Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine."

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.



Drinking Quotes: "My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them."

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.



Drinking Quotes: "A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.



Drinking Quotes: "Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises."

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.



Drinking Quotes: "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.



Drinking Quotes: "Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness."

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.



Drinking Quotes: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!"

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!



Drinking Quotes: "Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.



Drinking Quotes: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.



Drinking Quotes: "Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war."

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.



Drinking Quotes: "Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils."

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.



Drinking Quotes: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.



Drinking Quotes: "Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism."

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.



Drinking Quotes: "Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover."

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.



Drinking Quotes: "Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.



Drinking Quotes: "Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.



Drinking Quotes: "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.



Drinking Quotes: "The obvious issue is providing clean drinking water and sanitation to every single human being on earth at the cost of little more than one year of the Kyoto treaty."

The obvious issue is providing clean drinking water and sanitation to every single human being on earth at the cost of little more than one year of the Kyoto treaty.



Drinking Quotes: "I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer."

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.



Drinking Quotes: "I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach."

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.



Drinking Quotes: "An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.



Drinking Quotes: "And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man."

And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.



Drinking Quotes: "I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time."

I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.