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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick.
My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
We shall not defeat any of the infectious diseases that plague the developing world until we have also won the battle for safe drinking water, sanitation, and basic health care.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with chemical warfare doesnt make a corporation a terrorist.
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
The cross is going to judge everything in your life: your eating, your drinking, your sleeping, your spending, your talking. Everything is cross-examined!
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
The obvious issue is providing clean drinking water and sanitation to every single human being on earth at the cost of little more than one year of the Kyoto treaty.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.