Night Quotes

Regret is what you should fear the most. If something is going to keep you awake at night, let it be the fear of not following your dream.

Trump University is just one of the many lines of attack that were opened up last night, giving a preview of what's to come in the general if [Donald] Trump is indeed the Republican nominee.

I love 'Last Friday Night' by Katy Perry almost as much as 'Karma Police', and if you want to straddle that line, you have to take the slings and arrows.

My sister discovered the Beatles when she was about 11 and I'm four years younger. So we had nothing but Beatles paraphernalia. Every night I fell asleep to a different Beatles album.

In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and on a Saturday night.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

There's no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

I am a scholar of life. Every night before I go to sleep, I analyze every detail of what I did that day. I evaluate things and people, which helps me avoid mistakes.

All the major networks declared Barack Obama the winner at 11 last night, except for MSNBC, which declared Obama the winner six months ago.

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.

In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'

I got a note from the stage manager one night that someone wanted to meet me. And it was Steven Spielberg.

The night sky lies so sprent with stars that there is scarcely space of black at all and they fall all night in bitter arcs and it is so that their numbers are no less.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

It's hard to be spontaneous when you have 40 people in your crew, and you're playing to 16,000 people every night, and there's giant lighting rigs, it's hard to change direction on a dime.

Shooting at night in Los Angeles is amazing. The city shuts down at 10 P.M. every night, and a whole different cast of characters comes out.

We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime.

I work with the president almost on a daily basis. I was with him until 6:30 last night. I'll be with him Thursday morning. We talk every day.

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it.

It makes it hard to get over a certain period of your life when you are constantly revisiting it every night.

I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.

My kids are more precious to me than anything. I'm with them all day, and I write all night.

Confidence has brought them out into the light, but they seem to have forgotten - light's no good for creatures of the night.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

I love mysteries, and I read them every night before I go to bed.

I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

That's the question, isn't it?" you said one night. "Does death bring freedom, or is it the end of freedom?

If that had been my last show last night, you'd be talking to the new guy, asking the same questions that I got.

Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's FUN

I read a lot of F. Scott Fitzgerald. I love 'Tender is the Night,' and its atmosphere of doomed romance. He was one of the greatest prose stylists, with a wonderfully clear but lyrical quality.

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

Bobby would drive to the net injured, he would drive to the net hurt. He played that way every night. He told Bobby that he was the one who made him famous.

My work is just a hobby. No, I wouldn't want to do it professionally. It's too hard. Deadlines are no fun. But I can sit and tweak all night and not worry about time.

10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what it was. It just, to me, it's not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

Like I said, when you have to play against a great player every night, that defines who you are if you can compete on that same level night in and night out.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.

I love to dance and dance all night long.

Day Play We play all day. Night Fight We fight all night.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure.