Dana Carvey Quotes

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.