Married Quotes

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.

There is no stress. I live my life, I enjoy it and when I am comfortable I can get married.

I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on.

When the passion of the mystic for God is married to the passion of the activist for justice, a new fire is born.

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.

You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.

[To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen now consider herself 'as married to Christ':] That's what I call twaddle!

And as regards Adam and Eve we must maintain that before the fall they were virgins in Paradise: but after they sinned, and were cast out of Paradise, they were immediately married.

As an unmarried woman, I was thought to be a danger.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

I don’t think that because I’m not married it’s made my life any less. That old-maid myth is garbage.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

For everyone, whatever his state--single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love.

A married man with a family will do anything for money.

Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

Every right is married to a duty, every freedom owes a corresponding responsibility.

When she would walk, it was like rhythm. The guys' heads would bounce, but I wouldn't look because I was married.

I probably use my chef's knives more than any other tool in the kitchen. I'm not married to a particular brand, because they all work, they all have sharp blades.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

My ambition when I was four years old was to be married.

People are islands,' she said. 'They don't really touch. However close they are, they're really quite separate. Even if they've been married for fifty years.

Children should have a balanced start in life: a mother and a father. I think that's the only reason to get married.

I know a lot of Americans in Paris who have married Frenchmen. They keep bringing up their experience, the clash of civilizations, the clash of personalities.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I married first, won the Oscar before Olivia (sister Olivia de Havilland) did, and if I die first, she'll undoubtedly be livid because I beat her to it!

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife

Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'

Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

I always wanted to get married with just candles! I think candlelight is the most beautiful light there is and there's something very spiritual about it.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I'm also married for the first time, and I have two kids. So there's some kind of good karma right now.

Conflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human.

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

I married a young Englishman in Cambridge in 1955 and have lived in Britain every since.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

I know the game is crazy, its more crazy than its ever been, im married to that crazy b*tch call me kevin federline

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.