Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

That's what life is all about: remembering someone and smiling!

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

I think Elvis would be alive today, probably, if he had been allowed to mix and mingle with his fans. I think it was a great cross for him to bear that he couldn't get out and be with his fans.

Time passes. I drift in and out. As if I cease to be, until I remember to exist again.

Politics for me started in violence.

Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then we can just split? Thanks, bro.

To know how scientists engage in visual imagery is to understand how they think creatively.

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous; there's really nothing to lose.

We have become makers of our fate when we have ceased to pose as its prophets.

A Warrior is always vigilant.

The solution to our suffering is our suffering!

When you're happy you find pure joy in your life. There are no regrets in this state of happiness - and that's a goal worth striving for in all areas of your life.

If you are going to succeed, you must deal with what caused you to fail