Faina Ranevskaya Quotes
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.
