Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

If a country is not governed well, all sort of disasters will become a routine of that country!

The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity.

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life.

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said.

I know there will be X amount of women being diagnosed. I love to say, You can get through it. You can.

My biggest ambition over everything is to have kids. It feels great. I'd love a big family.

Auspicious coincidence is the right thing happening at the right time.

Have you ever done that? You feel really bad, and then it goes away, and you don’t know why.

Pension reforms, like investment advice and automatic enrollment, will strengthen the ability of Americans to save and invest for retirement.

History is the distillation of rumour.