Married Quotes

I know the game is crazy, its more crazy than its ever been, im married to that crazy b*tch call me kevin federline

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

She is always married too soon, who gets a bad husband, and she is never married too late, who gets a good one.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'

Everybody thinks theyll never get married at your age. You think you can go on all your life being single, but you suddenly find out that you cant.

Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it.

No matter how successful I become as a playwright, my mother would be thrilled to hear me tell her that I'd just lost twenty pounds, gotten married and become a lawyer.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

If you’re not happy single, your not gonna be happy married.

Now it wasn’t just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was ‘Nope, they’re married, man.'

There is no limit to what the Lord can do in and with and through any individual or any married couple who surrender themselves and their resources completely to His will and His way.

It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.

I mean, on the television, I've got to continue to be Star Jones Reynolds. And I enjoy that. But in my real life, I'm a wife now. You can't really be bossy when you're married.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

I had to make a living. I was a married man. I had a wife. I had a home. I had children. I had to make a living. That's the common pursuit of every man.

Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you.

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

I didn't marry to have children. I married to have a relationship, and I was blessed with one child. I was an only child, too - my mother was smarter than most women today; she just had me.

I could never be one of two I could never be two in one as married couples do and can, I am but one all one, one and all one, and so I have never been married to any one.

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.

We're in a new world. We're in a world in which the possibility of terrorism, married up with technology, could make us very, very sorry that we didn't act.

I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple.

If marriage isn't a first priority in your life, you're not married.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn't exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I'm a family man, at heart.

It has not been an easy cross to bear. It has caused considerable confusion. My husband constantly complained about the awkwardness of being married to a woman whom he called Sister.

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all."

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

I think the Olympic Games have been married to political statements. If I go back to Berlin in 1936, it was very politically orientated then, just with the Nazis.

Married love burns as fire, and seeks nothing more than the mate. It says, "I want only you"

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married.

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

A lot of the time when people get married in the infatuation, it will go down. That is inevitable. The infatuation stage will not last forever.

At least it's better to be married than to be dead.