At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

Be proactive not reactive, for an apparently insignificant issue ignored today can spawn tomorrow's catastrophe.

When I tour, I stuff fridges full of organic food and stick to that.

I've tried most of my career to transform myself towards characters.

I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

...like a scene from the swamps of Louisiana or the mind of Poe on opium.

If life really depends on each gene being as unique as it appears to be, then it is too unique to come into being by chance mutations.

CD4 being the level of the lymphocyte that indicates the level of your immune function.

Khadi mentality means decentralization of the production and distribution of the necessaries of life.

A young man must let his ideas grow, not be continually rooting them up to see how they are getting on.