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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.



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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.



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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.



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Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did



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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.



Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.



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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.





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