Caroline Rhea Quotes

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

I'm so into momminess.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.